This is an EXCELLENT short course in Han Chinese. If you are serious about this, make sure you speak with a Chinese accent, or it may take a bit longer. Also, be sure to practice out loud!
Impress your neighbors!! Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes:
English phrase -- Chinese Interpretation
Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. --Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man --Dum Gai
Small Horse --Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!! --No Bai Dam Ding!!
Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table --Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift --Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here --Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? --Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. --Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet --Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright -- Yu So Dum
I got this for free -- Ai No Pei
I am not guilty -- Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week -- Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived -- Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight -- Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile --Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive -- Yu stin ki pu
Pew! does this bathroom stink! -- Hu Flung Dung?