~ Four Catholic Women ~


Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him"Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him "Your Grace."

The third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence."

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well...?"

So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous 6'2" hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh, my God.....