An Old Man


An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall when a young kid, with spiked hair came up and sat next to him. The kid's hair was colored yellow and red and orange and he had black make-up under his eyes. The old man was staring at him and the kid says, "What's the matter old man? Haven't ya ever done anything wild in your life?"..the old man replied, "Well, yes I have, I got drunk once, had sex with a parrot, and just wondered if you might be my son?"