Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines. Boudreaux was flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo equipment an' stuff. Da plane hit some turbulence an' started bouncing around an' Boudreaux got knock unconscence. Then da plane started driftin'. Pierre him come run up to da front an' Boudreaux was sprawl out over da steerin' wheel.
Well, Pierre don' know nuttin' bout flyin' an' he start to get panaky. He grab da microphone an' holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 10210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscence an' I don know nuttin' about flyin dis plane!"
"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry about nuttin'. We gonna splain how fo you to land dis plane, step by step ah gah-ron-tee! Jus leave arything ta us. Fus, how high are you an' what's you position?"
Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an' I'm all da way to da front of da plane." "No! No!" answer da tower. "What's you altitude an' where's you location?
Pierre say, "Man ah got a po' attitude, an' I'm from Thibodeaux!"
"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many feet you off da ground an' how you plane's in relation to da airport!"
Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin' Boudreaux's an' mine we got four feet off da ground an' I don't believe dis plane's related to you airport!"
A long pause and the tower says--- "We needs to know who you next of kin is an' where to send da flowers!"